Tuesday, July 31, 2012

I missed one again, didn't I?

To be fair, I was, like, properly socializing. Like, IRL socialising. I was talking to people face-to-face. It was Harmoni (my, like, bestfriend). But it, like, still counts, right?

Have I won the award for the most unnecessary 'likes' in a blog post yet?

Let's, like, pretend it's still Monday.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Family Games

The story? I lost spectacularly in our games of draughts. So I insisted on playing Snakes and Ladders repeatedly until I won. Then I did! So I tried to take a photo of this massive feat, but Austin was determined to destroy the evidence.

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Family

Sitting at home with the fam-bam, watching Enchanted and planning a cinema trip tomorrow. Any idea what we should see?

Crap!

Have I missed two days or just today, or as of now, yesterday?

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Smoke Alarm

I wish there was a button on the smoke alarm that you could press before it went off. A way to say "Don't make any loud noises. There is no fire. I am just cooking!" ~ Just a note to any future inventors.


I never claimed to be able to cook...

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

For Me

Tonight I told him everything. Everything I can think of right now.

I almost didn't want to post today. I was thinking 'what is the point, it's not like I have dozens if loyal followers I need to appease.'

Then I realised I didn't start doing this for you, I'm doing it for me. At least I am keeping one promise to myself.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

School

I actually went to school today. I haven't been in a while. I'm not sure I really want to get this whole "education" thing. I am on the verge of giving up, but then what? I spend all my days at home making YouTube videos and watching cancelled TV shows (*cough* Veronica Mars *cough*)?

So I have very little self motivation and I am not doing the homework that I know I should. Like, at all. So a couple of teachers have offered to teach me outside of classes.
Am I grateful? Probably not.
Do I feel guilty about that? Yes.
C'mon. I don't want to do it people!
Any tips for the final year of high school (HSC)?

Monday, July 23, 2012

Shower Ponderings

Note: If kissing your significant (or not) other feels like tilting your head back in the shower so all the water runs into your mouth. You're probably doing it wrong. -Just a helpful tip

Can you tell I haven't been getting out much lately?

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Technically it's morning

So, technically it is morning. Does that mean I can eat cornflakes now?

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Boredom

I have been really slack with this lately. I have so little to say. It's rather unusual.

I have been spending my days reading Modern History textbooks, watching hundreds of YouTube videos (not an exaggeration) and watching episode after episode of Veronica Mars. I honestly never gave the show a chance before, but OMG I love it. Two days and I am already half way through season two...

Silly Shayla, you really should be studying for trials. Fuck it. I don't think I care any more.

12:30

So it's 12:30 on the Saturday, can you just give me another free pass and count this as a Friday post.

For the record, I was writing a short story, and if your super kind (no that I ever get hate, or even comments (c'mon people!)) I might even let you see it. Does this count yet?

Friday, July 20, 2012

Awkward...

I started to freak out and get upset when I put my sweatpants/trackies on this evening, because they were tighter than usual. I was worried I had managed to put on an excessive amount of weight, just during the course of the day. All good guys, crisis averted. I had the pants on backwards :/

Thursday, July 19, 2012

PJ, TINY PLANET EXPLORER Competition

PJ, TINY PLANET EXPLORER - Virgin Media Shorts

I'm not normally one to spam on behalf of someone so they can win a competition, but this guy REALLY deserves to win. He is funny, quirky, and makes incredible videos. So pretty please check him out on YouTube and like/share the link above because I cannot stress how much he deserves this.

Thanking you... I *lessthanthree* you

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

New Video also Ted is dead

There is a new video today on my YouTube channel about my sticky-note compliment idea.
So please check that out and spread the word. I would love for  this to become a thing.

If you want to become a Sticky Note Stranger do it! and let me know.

Also there was a spider that resided on the ceiling in my living room. His name was Ted. I have reason to believe he has recently passed. So lets have a moment of silence for Ted...........

On a brighter note, he left us some baby Teds to play with.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

...

There are more than a few things going thought my mind at the moment, and yet there is nothing I want to write here,

I need some inspiration

Monday, July 16, 2012

Sticky-Note Strangers

Don't you hate that feeling when you walk into a fitting room and the reflection in the mirror is not what you wanted?

I've devised a way to may someone's day!

As a long term fan of finding surprise letters in books I've started leaving these around the place, particularly in fitting rooms. I will post a video about it soon.

Join in! Take a photo of your sticky note and where you left it and send it to:
Blackeyesbluetears16@gmail.com

:D

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Blog Stats and procrastination

So, I had a look at the stats for my blog today, and I found that this month the majority of my audience has been Russian. I find myself wondering if you speak English. So hello Russian people!!! 
Thank you everyone who reads this blog, it is greatly appreciated. 

Now I will go back to not doing my homework, which is due tomorrow. Meh, it's only my last year of high school which determines what I do with the next few years of my life (uni, tafe etc.) I'll get to it eventually. 

Anyone know anything about the immune response of influenza or the epidemiology of scurvy?

xxx

Saturday, July 14, 2012

To Future Me

A reminder from 2012. Don't forget Pre-2012 Shayla. She may have been young and naive and wrong about a lot of things (and also a child). But of one thing she was correct:
"everything will be okay as long as you have 2 thumbs and a pinky"

I read this in a childhood diary. I hope it still applies in the future.

Best wishes, present (2012) Shayla

Friday, July 13, 2012

This Dress!

Shopping with my mum today and I saw this. OMFGASDFG! Amazing. Too bad it won't fit me. I took a photo, because one day it will fit me. Someday...

Thursday, July 12, 2012

The happiness fairy

This is on my mum's office door...

It says: "Hello
I am the happiness fairy,
I just sprinkled happy dust on you,
So smile dammit,
This shit is expensive"

...She's a support worker.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Mothers

Every now and then I need a day like this to remember exactly why I love and need to have my mother in my life. Thank you for everything mum.

It's double post Wednesday today because I forgot to post yesterday. It still counts right?

Train

So, I'm on a 3 hr train trip from Newcastle to Sydney and this oldish lady just got on the train. There are no seats left and she is just staring at me, waiting for me to move for her. I really don't want to stand for 3 hours. So I am so absorbed in texting you, I don't even notice her presence.

I'm not a bad person I swear

Monday, July 9, 2012

Miss Nee Sexbot

Best BudNee: Miss Nee Sexbot is most probably coming over tonight. YAY! Excitement!
There may be a lollipop involved.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Negativity - Feel Free to skip

Sometimes I can't believe how unbelievably stupid I am. I can't even keep a promise to myself.

I hate myself so much right now. I cannot even describe it.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Shayla Simplified

As promised here is my new blog: Shayla Simplified 

I will be updating regularly and occasionally posting vlogs!


Procrastination

I am making a YouTube video today, not sure when I will post it, but I will let you know.
I've also created a new blog, where I can write longer posts and YouTube related stuff. I will post a link here when it is done.

Also, I managed to burn myself again today.... It is becoming something of a habit.
I touched a hot pan. *Head Desk*

Friday, July 6, 2012

My Problem With "the Titanic"....

My problem with 'The Titanic' is not that Jack would have fit too. That is a hopeless argument. The point is the combined weight of Jack and Rose would have sunk the door. 
My issue is within the first 10 minutes. Old Rose calls Mr. Lovett and says "Have you found the 'Heart of the Ocean' yet?" WHEN SHE HAD IT THE WHOLE FREAKING TIME! What she should have said is: "How's the search for the 'Heart of the Ocean' going?" It would have had the same effect. So Mr. Cameron, please feel free to edit this scene when you have the time. 

There are dozens of inconsistencies in this movie.

But I adore it Just the same... 




Thursday, July 5, 2012

Meaning of life = Cheese

So, yesterday was my 1 month blogoversery. I can't believe it's been a whole month of posting every day.
Also, it seems that there may be a diagnosis looming on the horizon.
So yep, a lifey post today!
The word 'lifey' reminds me of cheese...
What did we learn today? 
The meaning of life is cheese!

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Shit My Brother Says

Austin taking washing off the line
Mum: Is the washing dry?
Austin: yes. But my nipples are cold so I'm not 100% sure.

Wth?!

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

I wanna be Mrs. Nerimon

Watched Final Destination for the first time (Late I know).
My brother is a Wooka Wooka. That is all.

Monday, July 2, 2012

Today

Early Rise; Movies with the Family; Long Walks; Hot Chips; In Time; Mum Home; Secrets Shared; Home Cooked Meal; Down Time; Sleep.

With a little homework thrown in the mix. It's school holidays Guys!!!

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Some days

Some days there are hundreds of thoughts running through my mind and I have the urge to update this blog the way some do a Facebook status. Other days I just don't know what to say. Today is the latter.

Here is the sign my dad grabbed me for my bedroom (shhh, don't tell) -nerd fan girl moment.