My Problem With "the Titanic"....

My problem with 'The Titanic' is not that Jack would have fit too. That is a hopeless argument. The point is the combined weight of Jack and Rose would have sunk the door. 
My issue is within the first 10 minutes. Old Rose calls Mr. Lovett and says "Have you found the 'Heart of the Ocean' yet?" WHEN SHE HAD IT THE WHOLE FREAKING TIME! What she should have said is: "How's the search for the 'Heart of the Ocean' going?" It would have had the same effect. So Mr. Cameron, please feel free to edit this scene when you have the time. 

There are dozens of inconsistencies in this movie.

But I adore it Just the same... 

Under the Sea

Disney's Sebastian (The Little Mermaid) 

Cannot sing this song without laughing :)

Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate