NEW

It has been a while since I fell off the blogging bandwagon and the blog which was once a regular part of my (now abandoned) daily routine. So I suppose we can count this blog among my many failures (including, but not limited to: my series of weekly vlogs, a fictional blog I  began for a character, NaNoWriMo 2012 and even my HSC). So when the fireworks sounded outside my bedroom window and I thought about my New Years Resolutions for 2013 making a success of some of these failures was on my list (after the every so cliche "getting fit").

And because I never do anything the right way, I opened this page convincing myself that "two weeks into the new year isn't too late, right?" (to be fair, my house hasn't had any Internet access for at least half of that time.) My brain's only response: "eh, Fuck it!" (Excuse my French*) Bring on the Internet. It's been a long time my friend. 

So I suppose that I am declaring the reinvention of this weblog**, Heck it might even come with a makeover. (However, due to the nature of my procrastination it might not happen until March.) 

*I have always been curious about this saying. It was obviously not coined because Australian curse words sound like French, and I doubt they were derived from the language. It just occurred to me that it may just refer to the popular assumption that French people are rude. How very stereotypical of the cliché company (the company that manufactures clichés. It's situated right next to the Christmas Cracker Joke factory.)

** I just realised that blog is probably just weblog shortened (and internetised [it's totally a word, look it up!***]) and is literally a web - log. A log on the web! Jeez, we are slow today. *face palm*

***  Please don't, because then you will realise that I was lying.