Awkward...

I started to freak out and get upset when I put my sweatpants/trackies on this evening, because they were tighter than usual. I was worried I had managed to put on an excessive amount of weight, just during the course of the day. All good guys, crisis averted. I had the pants on backwards :/

The happiness fairy

This is on my mum's office door...

It says: "Hello
I am the happiness fairy,
I just sprinkled happy dust on you,
So smile dammit,
This shit is expensive"

...She's a support worker.

Shit My Brother Says

Austin taking washing off the line
Mum: Is the washing dry?
Austin: yes. But my nipples are cold so I'm not 100% sure.

Wth?!

Siblings

My brother just moved into my old bedroom and is now threatening me with chalk drawings he found on my wall. Sorry buddy, already posted it everywhere.

Crossword

I think after having done dictionary.com's crossword for the past couple of days I am qualified to say some of the clues are ridiculous. 

Case in point: "A calculating snake?" 

I got it eventually. Let me know if you can figure it out in the comments. 

Museum of Disease

Biology Excursion. We viewed thousands of real diseased organs, blackened lungs, shrivelled and enlarged hearts and samples of skin with melanoma, even a whole foot and hand. Definitely not for the faint of heart. Unfortunately no photography allowed but here is a photo of what we found in the bathrooms.