Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: 656 Jellyfish, Space
You: I am an old space jellyfish
Stranger: Thats awesome
You: I know!
Stranger: I am an old television set
You: Don't ask me how I got this computer to work
You: Nice to meet you T.V set
Stranger: I have tentacles but. that makes me an octo-TV set
You: wow
You: nice arms
Stranger: indeed
You: I have several more tentacles than I should
You: I'm a mutation
You: That's why they sent me to space
You: Stupid government
Stranger: haha
You: Space is pretty cool
You: Stars are pretty if you don't get close
Stranger: stars burnnnnn
You: They help with the internet access
You: Well That's my theory anyway
Stranger: your so creative
You: am I?
You: I am only talking from experience
You: although my evidence is lacking
Stranger: hahahahaa
Stranger: you make me laugh, stranger
Stranger: does jellyfish have a name?
You: The name is Jish Felly Jish
You: Jish, Felly Jish*
You: the comma is better
Stranger: thats quite a mouthful, i must say
You: I have been told that before
You: You can call me Felly?
You: And what, may I ask, do I call you?
Stranger: Felly the Jelly
Stranger: Perf.
You: your name is Perf?
You: awesome
Stranger: loL PERF means perfect
You: Well, I think perf, is a swell name for an old TV
You: But, I digress, what do you call yourself?
Stranger: TV set has no name
Stranger: :(
You: Well, I hereby name you Perf
You: It's nice to meet you Perf
Stranger: LOL, likewise felly the jelly
You: Are you at all interested in space
You: ?
Stranger: Sorto
You: well don't ever travel there. It is not as fascinating as it looks, and it gets mightly lonely and old face
You: I tell you, I have not yet met any aliens
You: I was anticipating their arrival, silly beings never came!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: did you check mars?
You: Not yet, I don't want the rover to see me.
You: Also, I'm not sure how their ecosystem will support me
You: I'm a bit fearful of the attmosphere
Stranger: maybe try neptune
Stranger: blue gaseous environemnt should do ya good
You: I'll give that a shot,
You: thanks ever so much for the advice
You: in all my 600 years in space, I have never visited Neptune
Stranger: anytime :)
You: So what's an old TV set like you, doing in a place like this?
Stranger: well my owners threw me out and i went flying and ended up in the sea :O
You: in the sea?!
You: Oh no!
You: All that rust!
You: You poor thing!
Stranger: i know
Stranger: here i am rustin in the sea bed with limited interne connection
You: Your owners must be jerks!
You: Join me in space!
You: Just piss of the humans,
You: I'll join you and we can be best friends and never lonely again!
Stranger: i like that idea
You: I'll meet you first star on the right and sraight on 'til morning, when you see neverland stop, I'll meet you just out front
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: directions
Stranger: k will i see you tomorrow? lol
You: alright, I'll try my hardest to get there on time
You: Though I may be a few lightyears late
Stranger: ok :)
You: This orbit thing is tricky
You: so long my friend
You: We shall be together soon!
You have disconnected.
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